When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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