She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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