My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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