That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I could have mohawked her pubes.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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