I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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