Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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