the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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