So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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