I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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