yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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