margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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