I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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