Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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