the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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