i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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