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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
