My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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