Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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