i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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