I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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