There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
