This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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