I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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