Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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