How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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