Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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