Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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