i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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