My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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