She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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