So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
is that a dick in a sweater?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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