What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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