I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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