Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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