I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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