i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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