sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
