we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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