My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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