STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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