i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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