NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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