and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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