I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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