How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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