Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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