I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
His nipple licking is glorious
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