we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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