The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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