Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
a search helicopter?!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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