You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You have to summon your inner elephant
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
